Telefonické objednávky pondělí – pátek, 9 – 17 hod. tel. 734 751 677
Vážení zákazníci, 28. 4. 2023 trvale zavřelo pražské knihkupectví Fantasya. Osobní odběry na prodejně už není možné vyřídit. Omlouváme se a děkujeme za pochopení.

Kladivo na čaroděje 9: Uhryzněte si pořádné sousto brutality, Darek Šmíd: Žrádlo pro psy (Kladivo na čaroděje 9)

Šmíd Darek: Kladivo na čaroděje 09 - Žrádlo pro psy

Garfield měl pravdu, pondělky stojí za prd. Jako by nestačilo, že je člověk ještě zlenivělý z neděle a musí tvrdnout v práci, která ho frustruje, a dohaduje se s rovněž frustrovanými spolupracovníky. Ještě se na něj hned z rána vrhne hladový šéf. No to je zase den…

Začalo to jako (pravda, trochu upatlaná) rutina. Bandu Felixe Jonáše oficiálně přizvou pražští policisté na místo činu a požádají ji, aby prokázala svou podivnou odbornost na všechno divné a pomohla jim s objasněním rozmašírovaných ohořelých těl v kanceláři v centru města. A protože tahle čtyřka je jako magnet na průsery, tak se, aniž by do toho nějak výrazněji vrtala, hned do jednoho namočí. A tentokrát nejen, že to nebude hezké – on i talíř plný potkanů rozmašírovaných v mixéru působí vábněji než to, v čem postavy nechal vymáchat Darek Šmíd.

Záleží, co je uvnitř…

… ano, to se vskutku říká. Ale někdo snad mohl nováčkovi říct hned ve dveřích, že ne všechno se musí brát doslovně. Nestalo se a podle toho to vypadá – autor se skutečně detailně zaměřil na vnitřnosti postav.

Darek Šmíd v pěti bodech

  • Narodil se v Karlových Varech roku 1977.
  • Kromě devátého Kladiva napsal román Superpérák, fantasy komiks Archibaldova dobrodružství a pracoval na scénářích k seriálům Vyprávěj a Comeback.
  • Překládá komiksy Transmetropolitan a Kick-Ass.
  • Psal pro redakci magazínu Pátek Lidových novin a editoval web Reflex.cz.
  • V Ceně Karla Čapka obsadil v roce 1997 9. místo v kategorii střední povídky.

Darek Šmíd se ve Žrádlu pro psy vyprofiloval jako odborník na dvě věci – lidskou anatomii a japonskou kinematografii. Znalost anatomie využil především pro předvedení brutální a profesionální řezničiny. Šmíd přišel s řadou originálních způsobů, jakými někoho nechat zabít tak, aby si fanoušci splatteru Kladivo na čaroděje konečně užili plnými sousty. Nadrobno nasekaných, pečlivě rozžvýkaných či zpola natrávených mrtvol je zde taková spousta, že nejen, že se nevyplatí je počítat, ale navíc na ně ne každý čtenář má žaludek. Konec konců, odtud název samotného dílu, jen nejlepším přítelem člověka se zde nemyslí chundelatý slintající mazlíček, ale k boji vycvičená, v kohoutku dva metry vysoká bestie s vyceněnými zuby a značným apetitem.

Japonskou kinematografií se pak myslí prachsprosté hentai, proč se ostýchat to říct přímo. Ostatně Darek Šmíd se nebojí říct na plnou hubu naprosto všechno.

„Po tunách do sebe rvu erotický komiksy, sakra, vždyť už z toho umím japonsky! Paizuri! Kónajhaša! Niku benki! Kimočí! Šokušu! ITAI! Koukám na příšernosti, ze kterých by se ti obrátil žaludek naruby, a to všechno jen proto, abych byl furt tvrdej!“ (str. 124)

Obálce, byť tradičně fantastické, by možná slušel i velký červený nápis „Nevhodné pro mladistvé a slabší povahy“. Ale nakonec, nic jiného anotace Kladiva na čaroděje nikdy neslibovala. Takže technicky vzato: Chtěli jste to a máte to mít. Byli jste varováni a dobře vám tak!

Po obsahové stránce má Šmíd našlápnuto výborně. Odsýpá to, má to nápad. Co se zpracování týče, je to na díl z Kladiva trochu zmatečné a trochu binec. Walterovo odtržení od skupiny možná vhodně ilustruje delirium, kterým nekromant prochází, zároveň ale tvoří dějovou linku, jejíž absence by ničemu neublížila. Naproti tomu Vincencova sólová jízda má říz a nevymáchaný humor, které dělají Kladivo tím, čím je.

A po jídle si vyčistěte zuby

Vyprávěcí styl Žrádla pro psy možná šlo ukočírovat i líp, stále se ale s přehledem drží nad průměrem. Navíc to silně dohání originalitou tématu, vyzněním závěru a lehkým krůčkem vpřed z hlediska vývoje charakterů. Po přečtení nezůstává pachuť v puse, z toho ohromného masakru na konci zbyde snad jen kousek něčí chrupavky mezi zuby, kterou člověk jazykem prostě nemůže vydolovat, byť se snaží sebevíc. Výsledek je tudíž uspokojivý. A jubilejní desátý díl vyjde v roce 2016 a s ním se vrátí i taťka série Jiří Pavlovský.

  • Darek Šmíd: Žrádlo pro psy (Kladivo na čaroděje 9)
  • Epocha, 2015
  • obálka: Lubomír Kupčík, Lukáš Tuma
  • 160 stran, 159 Kč (v e-shopu Fantasye již za 143 Kč)
1. ledna 2016, Sabina Dudová

Diskuze k článku

Cheap Valtrex Pills 3 Day Delivery Evenign
Evenign - 22. 02. 2018 01:38

Viagra Online Bestellen Ausland Acne cialis Pharm Support Group In Canada Achat Kamagra Bordeaux Pneumonia Amoxicillin
adidas nmd xr1 remind new color to sell
Bobbyves - 23. 04. 2018 12:12

some games, we like to see the 15-16 of the particular omnipotent pupil, he led the warriors, and every thing he creates. 15-16, the warriors for the primary in the regular season's 73th win within the last minute, to break the manufactured by Jordan led the greatest regular season record associated with 72-10. That year of major school children data can also be extremely use up now averaging 30. 1 factors and 5. 4 rebounds as well as 6. 7 assists, along with the Curry and rong as well as regular season scoring a couple MVP award. But Curry had a data record will do to load history? Without a doubt 402 3-pointers, remember that year regarding Curry has set one particular season hit number 3. Tag: kyrie 4 jordan 32 Nike CR7 Nike Soccer Cleats curry 4 footlocker nike kyrie 4 adidas clothing nike mercurial kyrie 3 curry 4 kyrie irving shoes curry 2 kyrie 4 confetti Lebron Shoes Nike CR7 lebron shoes anello backpack outlet calvin klein underwear nike air max 270 adidas nmd shoes adidas alphabounce ecco kyrie 3 kyire 3 supreme yeezys adidas nmd xr1 adidas iniki ugg 5815 adidas boost kyrie shoes 3 adidas crazy explosive lebron soldier 10 nike air force 1 adidas superstar puma fenty kyrie shoes adidas soccer cleats kyrie 4 kyrie 4 adidas zx flux adidas terrex balenciaga triple s air jordan 32 kd shoes new balance shoes kyrie 3 kyrie 2 shoes kyrie 4 shoes
Scene: kill god mode!Kevin Durant "3 + 1" on effort
BKI8byves - 23. 04. 2018 14:34

2 steals in his Strategy, stephen curry shoes in the first 1 / 4, and the two steals to garage a total of 106 times inside playoffs career steals, which in turn transcends the rick Craig, became the steals from the history of the warriors team in the playoffs. Garage into seven three-pointers in the game, this also let the playoff three-pointers hit number up to 261, match the Robert horry, ninth three points in playoff record list. Distance comes 9th Chauncey billups, he likewise only six three factors. 37 points in simply three games, came curry shoes to life, and this is his this season, including playoffs) eighth score 35 + online game with three alone, over 7 times of Russell westbrook, the surface of the league. So many record the 1st world war, there is no doubt the game can be reported to be the garage in this series played the most beneficial game. The first three games, garage is averaging 28. 3 points and four. 7 rebounds, 6 allows, shooting 40. 3% and 35. 3% from about three, compared with the regular season shooting stage, a clear degree of decline, nevertheless the game, garage completely ridiculous. The blazers in many players to hound your pet, but no one can certainly disturb his rhythm. Storage area, as it were, in the game again to determine "day day" feeling. 11 three-point series out hand, hit kevin durant shoes several goals, including vast miles of three points. Wearing warriors baseball hat sitting inside stands to watch this old garage, it also appears to own son's playing god are most often some incredible performance. The lens on the old garage, he can't help but shook their head. Of course, regardless of other people think, garage three points with regards to own performance with complete confidence. In the finally quarter the warriors together with 88-58 big lead the actual blazers, garage outside the particular three-point line again, the ball faraway from the one hand, they turned back field, the ball firmly to the basket, the whole upheaval. Can put the three points within this state, the other gathering can say what? Tag: kyrie irving shoes jordan 32 d rose 8 kyrie 2 puma fenty hyperdunk 2017 kobe 11 yeezy boost triple white michael jordan shoes curry 2 nike lunar force 1 kyire 3 ugg 5815 air max 90 nmd human race nike air max 270 lebron soldier 10 adidas boost birkenstock shoes kyrie irving jersey nike pg 2 ecco Shoes kyrie 3 kd shoes nike roshe run two curry 2 barbour jackets adidas nmd shoes puma suede Lebron soldier 11 pg shoes nike zoom vaporfly elite nike zoom vaporfly nike air max 97 curry shoes kyrie 4 shoes
Adidas NMD lots of new color first adidas nmd r1 pk exposure
Bobbyves - 24. 04. 2018 08:38

At present, because Kevin durant, Curry can no longer embodiment that unscrupulous reviewing champion, 15 to 16 year everything will become memories. That year, however, how many people have a history class record have been overlooked? 15-16, Curry, firing 50. 4%, 45. 4% about threes, free-throw shooting three months. 8%. Yes, Curry does, in the NBA carries a about the existence from the 180 club, but as a result of that year Curry is too strong, and the record to little, often talked about in that year, the amount of time has been ignored? Tag: adidas clothing kyrie 4 confetti adidas ultra boost kyrie 4 nike mercurial Lebron Shoes adidas yeezy kyrie 4 Lebron Shoes Cristiano Ronaldo CR7 curry 2 adidas yeezy curry 4 curry 4 footlocker air jordan 32 kyrie 4 Nike Soccer Cleats kyrie 3 adidas crazy explosive ultra boost 3.0 adidas ultra boost Cristiano Ronaldo CR7 kyrie irving basketball shoes kd shoes kyrie 3 air jordan shoes curry shoes adidas tubular kyrie 3 lebron 15 lebron 14 shoes adidas soccer cleats ecco Shoes calvin klein underwear rose 8 kobe 11 asics gel kayano 23 curry 2 rose 6 adidas yeezy kyrie 1 vans sk8 hi curry shoes nike air presto nike kyrie 4 curry 3 shoes air jordan 31 adidas porsche design shoes
Full marks!Garage pass Kevin Durant get points
BKI8byves - 24. 04. 2018 10:43

Knight's technique clearly, today is for you to cling to garage, never give him any possibility, and Kevin durant is always private with defense. But garage or under heavy defensive look for opportunities, such as deal with stephen curry shoes low, he mobilized, make use of the other fear his border ability garage easily scored two points. The last 80 seconds within the first half, durant have missed shots from outside, the actual basket three players usually are knights, including Thompson, lebron, therefore, the Treasury rushed in the basket from the lengthy position, unexpectedly the offensive rebounds from the knight encirclement! Then he or she points ball durant, who finished scores! And the next half, knight to defensive strategy is shaken, they don't have excessive double again, help, curiously, JR in 1 in 1 against Arsenal, and directly put the particular garage was pushed on the ground. Sure enough, this knight defensive shaken curry shoes immediately after scoring started rising within his Arsenal, outside the 3-pointer by continuous, during those times he was given the chance to just like Kevin durant got chance in the first half. After three points inside database is still strike, he this section one bomb beneath the 14 points. Today is actually June 1, the time kd shoes would be the international children's day, it seems in the "primary school" is amongst the holiday today. Small garage finish I rested most of the holiday to battle, he could be still the contribution on the brilliant stroke, but furthermore pass a 3-pointer by means of Kevin durant. The last 3 minutes, garage off ahead of schedule, because the online game had no suspense. Tag: kyrie irving shoes adidas nmd runner kyrie 4 hyperdunk 2017 kyrie 4 nike vapormax lebron james shoes kobe bryant jersey wholesale caps ultra boost jordan retro nike air vapormax adidas terrex adidas porsche design shoes air jordan shoes nike sock racer ultra boost adidas eqt lebron soldier 10 calvin klein adidas crazy explosive nike air more uptempo kyrie 4 puma fenty slides kd shoes stephen curry basketball shoes curry shoes nike lebron shoes barbour jackets asics shoes curry 3 Adidas Apparel nike lunar force 1 pg shoes michael jordan shoes hand spinner
The NBA finals game 2 Warriors vs cavs G2 Kevin Durant ignored the foul JR legs on scoring
BKI8byves - 27. 04. 2018 00:32

After a brought the first curry shoes soccer ball, a garage at the actual match: each other spelled out a perfect diamond the front, teammate Steve Blake flew to check out up, left the clippers defend darren collison (microblogging) the gap between two steps powering their closely, Danny granger could be the only defender in tow line. This is the storage superior court intuition and and the embodies: his shot assortment. He seems to understand the defensive player with the ideas, can predict their particular next move, then strike before hand. "When other people are generally doing gesture, garage throughout judgment, and the game, this is Stephen is the greatest place, in this respect the league may be first rate. Find field space, know the place that the defense space will take place, it is the key with the art of his pictures. Because no matter precisely how good your shots, far more exquisite technology, no space is useless. "ESPN's Jesse thorpe, once wrote with his article. Garage thoroughly stephen curry shoes observing the defense, he also have reason to be so cautious. Before this, the warriors have had missed 12 goals in 13 shots in the past, is now 33 to be able to 37 behind the clippers, disturbed by the right leg muscle anxiety of garage after only one of 4. For storage himself, this ball is essential: before a season, he hit a record in NBA history with 272 grains of 3 points, if again proven three points today, his three points shock as to hit number will surpass 200 mark. So that library might be the sixth in a row has no less than two season hit 250 grains of three avid gamers, at the same time, still can have several points to continuous hit game streak keep 54 games - will probably be the warriors team history record. "I like everything kd shoes associated with the shooting, " garage once said within the interview, "but with the greatest especially in perfect palm posture. When your is in good rhythm, from standing in the feet in the grass, his hands to complete a shot, all series of joint actions will probably be calm and smooth, including waves. It's a fantastic feeling. ". Tag: kyrie irving shoes lebron james shoes kyrie 3 NMD R1 Primeknit vibram kobe 11 nmd human race porsche design shoes stephen curry jersey kd shoes michael jordan shoes hand spinner Cristiano Ronaldo CR7 Adidas Sports adidas pure boost air jordan 32 adidas yeezy boost 350 v2 zebra anello backpack outlet puma fenty yeezy boost 350 v2 curry 2 adidas terrex lebron soldier 10 kyrie 4 nike zoom vaporfly d rose 8 kyrie irving shoes adidas tubular adidas nmd nike sock racer curry 4 new balance running shoes soldier 11 kyrie 2 shoes yeezy boost puma fenty slides
adidas nmd xr1 to push white sneakers, NMD_R2 upgrade blockbuster
Bobbyves - 29. 04. 2018 14:20

Not long ago, hypoallergenic, Under Armour brand in hand to the United Countries foundation "Nothing But Nets" world wide ambassador activity - Stephen Curry out and about limited edition Curry four low help color hockey shoes, the cause regarding resistance to malaria. Each pair of shoes sold, Steven will possibly be to "Nothing But Nets" by means of insecticidal activity to contribute a malaria prevention life-saving your bed Nets. The donation are going to be "Nothing But Nets" to deliver 2500 life-saving bed Nets, is used to guard children from malaria, refugees and their loved ones. Tag: Nike CR7 Football Boots Adidas Sports calvin klein underwear ultraboost shoes kyrie 3 shoes kyrie 3 Nike CR7 triple s Shoes lebron shoes curry 2 curry 4 Shoes kyrie 4 confetti adidas porsche anello backpack kyrie 4 nike mercurial adidas yeezy supreme yeezys nike vapormax asics gel kayano 23 nike kyrie shoes anello backpack outlet lebron soldier 10 ultra boost 4.0 yeezy boost 350 v2 ultra boost shoes curry 2 air force 1 under armour shoes kyrie 3 kobe shoes lebron james shoes Nike lebron soldier 11 kevin durant jersey birkenstock sandals kd 10 vans shoes ugg 5815 adidas iniki kyire 3 vans sk8 hi air jordan shoes curry 2 kyrie irving shoes kobe shoes kobe 11 yeezy boost triple white kyrie shoes 3
Good Ideas For Selecting Forex Trading
FrankJScott - 08. 03. 2023 13:57

For the people inquiring about best stock chat rooms, online stock trading forum, bitsgap reddit, automated stock screener, automated trading companies, automated currency trading, I highly recommend this going here for forex trading tips or trading message board, best bot for forex trading, binance algo trading, timothy sykes chat room, best swap crypto, primexbt welcome bonus, not to mention this what google did to me on forex trading forum and don't forget crypto trading times, auto trading crypto, trading with leverage crypto, best robot trading platform, binance brokerage fees, forex scalping forum, not to mention this look at this for automated trading blog which is as good as automated trading tools, bitstamp automated trading, apps to trade cryptocurrency, forex robot systems, crypto exchange rankings, fully automated algo trading, . Also, have a look at this look at this on crypto trading blog not to mention altsignals, binance margin trading, free forex auto trading software, cryptocurrency investment app, gemini custody fees, etrade automation quote trigger, on top of this your input here on automated trading blog alongside all best crypto exchange app, the best auto trading robot, cryptocurrency trading sites, thinkorswim automated trading drag and drop, cryptocurrency margin trading, binance us fees, not to mention additional resources about crypto trading info which is also worth a look as well as ripple trading platform, trading on binance, liquid quoine, best forum for indian stock market, ameritrade crypto, robot for stock trading, also. I also recommend this watch this video for forex trading advice not to mention tradestation automated trading system, best forex community, vantagefx forexpeacearmy, robot to trade forex, trading for a living forum, alt coin trading, not to mention this i thought about this for crypto trading forum as well as best trading crypto platform, auto trading signal software, tradingview robot trading, top apps to buy cryptocurrency, best auto trader, short term crypto trading, as well as super fast reply for forex trading url on top of intraday algorithmic trading strategies, crypto trading app, automated currency trading, automated forex robot, robot for stock trading, best crypto swap, which is also great. Finally, have a look at this watch this video about crypto trading forum with sofi robo advisor fees, best crypto for daily trading, beginner crypto trading, forex mt4 ea automated trading system, coinrule backtesting, automated trading software for stocks, for good measure. Check more @ New News For Picking Automated Trading 19430aa

Přidat komentář

Název komentáře
Vaše jméno (povinné)
Váš e-mail
Potvrzení captcha Text, který vidíte na obrázku nalevo.

Tučné Kurzíva Podčiarknuté

Jiné HTML značky nejsou povoleny.
Citaci provedete předsazením > před každý řádek citovaného textu (např. z jiného příspěvku).

Kladivo na čaroděje 09 - Žrádlo pro psy

Kladivo na čaroděje 09 - Žrádlo pro psy
Vložit do pytle na zboží  Koupit 159 Kč 143 Kč